we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention
i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.